ADIoS '06- BRING ON 2007!

HEYLOOOooo loyal readers

How are we? Christmas of '06 has just passed us by, and now, I'm anticipating the New Year (OMG, so psyched...).. can't wait! I must admit, 2006 began on a crummy note with dad puking up airline grog in the front passenger seat of our rental jeep in India, with the remainder (10 of us, to be exact)having to spend the remainder of our 6.5 hour trip back home from the airport holding our breaths, Oh, and let's not forget my O so wonderful "Lidcombe incident" which I'd rather not go into detail about.. man o man, wonderful memories indeed..

Well, one thing is for sure- I'm determined to make 2007 unforgettable- in a good way. As my wise mate Swati recently stated "A good start, usually means a good middle, and a good end".. aah, wise girl, that one. So yes, apart from having a crummy start, and crummy middle, I daresay that the last few months have been quite unexpected and pleasant in many ways.. the highlights being:

1. I now have a loyal and wonderful (yet completely clueless and goofy) "Cookie" who I adore,

2. Just began my holidays after an extra month of uni- well, clinical practice which involved me travelling to random hospitals & clinics all over the state,

3. Also just got back from a four day weekend at Jervis Bay- my entire stay revolved around the beach, the pool, and bottles of Midori, vodka and coke (yes, I can now confidently confirm that I have drowned the remainder of my last few remaining braincells), as well as the occasional dvd or two

4. ..and finally, something to look forward to--> NEW YEAR'S EVE- fireworks, grog, and partying hard.. PERFECTO!

EEEEP- still got 2 days until New' Year's eve, yet im currently experiencing the symptoms of those that I believe are experienced by a chook thats just about to lay an egg- anxienty, sweatiness, rapid heart rate, elevated blood pressure... crikey- do chooks even sweat? Anyway, to conclude such a pointless entry, I shall leave you on a positive note and wish ya'll a wonderful and funkalicious New Year.. may it be as unforgettable as... well, unforgettable- in a good way :D

OOpsy, forgot to add this in earlier.. just felt like adding in a random quote from my 'ever so pleasant yet sarcastic mate" Jono- a quote regarding the contents of his blog-

<('.'<) Jonathan (>'.')> says:

*I woke up, ate food, watched tv, attended to basic hygeine, fell asleep.* Rinse and repeat about 20 times and u have my blog!

P.S. At his request, I have referred to him by his name, as he did not wish to be mentioned as the "Crazy Asian Girly Man Who Wears Glasses"

Peace..

THE NAF

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Ramblings with a Random.

Hey, I reckon im breaking my own personal record here.. 3 postings in one month..Does this mean Naz may be developing a life?

... probably not.

The following is a conversation I have just had with a random on my list. I've posted it up because I'm currently high on coke (the drink- not the drug) and apple juice.. and think it may have had some influence on my current mental state//.. but oh well, here's a reason why you DON'T wanna be a random on my msn list.. primarily because I get annoyed, considering the fact that i dunno Jack**** about these folk; maaaaaaaaan worst part is, i never really remember adding em inda first place..I mean, this is a sample of one of the "friendlier" convos I've had (used illegally without permission)... atleast this dude didn't get told to go talk to sheep (like this other dude)after I discovered his location was Kiwiland (O, but I must say, i did manage to expand my vocab after that comment).

rajee says:
hai
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
hey..
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
who's this?
rajee says:
i m rajee
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
lol.. yeah, i kinda assumed that einstein
rajee says:
where are u
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
im er.. in front of my monitor.
rajee says:
ok
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
in the middle of my igloo
rajee says:
you are girl or boy
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
neither.
rajee says:
where are u
«( • Ũ Ŕ ß Ǻ Ń Ê • )» says:
in my igloo


...and thus ended our convo. I reckon the dude was the result of a group convo gone terribly wrong.. but who knows? I've probably been blocked and deleted by now. Oh, what a shame.

Does your little mind ever get lonely in your big head?

Heya people..!

Yeah.. its definitely been a while.. but yes, to my adamant readers (a total of….one) I’d like to send out a big “HELLOOOoo” to you :D Hmm, well, September is finally here, and along that line, so are our holidays! WOOOooo?! I mean, the fact that it extends for a total of, well, 7 days does not count for jack****- HECK- ITS STILL A HOLIDAY DAMMIT (So don't ya'll try and bust my bubble).

Once again, I'm so glad we could start on such a friendly note. For those of you who have bothered to continue reading, i promise to quit being such a cow (to this extent) and "get on with it". For those of you who have stopped reading, well, obviously you ain't gonna be reading this message, so i trust those belonging to the former group to kindly pass on this message, "FINE. GO AWAY. SEE IF I CARE. ASS####!"." That is all. :)

Well well well, quite surprisingly, quite a bit has happened since my last entry. Don't believe me? HA. WEll, u've got good reason not to, coz i lied! HAAAaa.. suckerz. Yeah- (not so) ironically, most of these "highlights" don't involve me- YES.WELCOME TO THE EXCITING AND EVENTFUL WORLD OF NAZ.(Gosh, note to oneself: never attempt to blog first thing inda morning.. i need my Milo cereal).
Okay, well, let me give it to ya straight- in order of occurences:

1. Aliece and Leo now have a gorgeous angelic daughter named Isabelle

2. Anh and Peter have passed their six month anniversary

3. We MOVED HOUSES! WOooo (sarcastic, btw).. Now live inda "hillz", which basically means, an extra half hour in travelling to uni, no more express trains, and, well, basically living in what I like to think of as "one big giant retirement village"... nothing ever happens here, kinda miss E.W already.

4. Managed to go clubbing and discover what the term "tipsy" actually meant :S I mean, to a FAR GREATER EXTENT than previously assumed.

5. Discovered that my neighbour's obese cat was the source of the "little surprises" we regularly discover in our backyard- yes, apparently the cat has been trained to use our backyard as its private dumping ground. Well, lookin at this from an optimistic point of view- all i can say is, least our plants are gaining from this.

6. Got asked my number by um.. what appeared to be a 16 year old- in the middle of Strathfield station (am I supposed to be flattered? no, seriously. I don't know, am i?)

7. Took up a dare involving the consumption of 2 partially frozen milkshakes simulatenously and nearly gave myself a brain freeze while freezing my internal organs..

8. Had a reunion with my highschool clan at some random Asian place at Carlingford Court..Good onya Luvy for organising that.. O, n i had a wicked time gurlz.. SEE YA AT CN!

and 9. Um... nope, thats about it.

Well, I guess that's about it, but hey- I did tell ya that there ain't much to write about?! sheesh. Aw well, just to leave ya with something to gawk at (I kinda feel that I owe ya that- considering you've been nice enough to stay upto this point), here are the pics I could get my hands on of my "uni clan"..

Random Picturesque Ramblings..

EEEEEE! Who da GIRL?!

OMG OMG.. GUESS WOT? Okay, fine, that's a stupid way to start a blog, coz naturally, ur gonna be like "wtf? how the hell am I supposed to guess what ur about to say? Do i look like a friggin PSYCHIC to you?" BUT ANYWHO. Lemme just remind you that YOU'RE the one who's apparently bored enough to be reading this thing inda first place, SO LIVE WITH IT. ITS MY BLOG.


So yeah, now that we've started off on such a friendly note, i just wanted to add that SO MUCH has happened inda last month since my last entry.. (believe it or not!) The highlight of em, however has to be getting my Ps the day before.. YES, YOU READ CORRECTLY, NAZ HAS GOT HER Ps! EEEEEEEEEEEE! LoL.. yeah, one week before my Ls expired too! :D So yeah, for those of you who dunno what that means, it means that i can LEGALLY drive. Yes siree. So yeah, I've got the car, and I've got the license; and gee, you'd probably think- "woo, she's on a roll", right? WRONG!#$^ In my case, this just means that my dad can loosen up around me while directing me, and that's about it. HE STILL HAS THE CAR KEYS, and refuses to let me drive for another 6 months. ARGHHHHHHHHH!? I mean, HELLO?! WTH?! The friggin RTA thinks I'm responsible enough- SO WHY DON'T MY FOLKS? Just coz we've had a SMALL number of 'life risking' events.. psssh. geez. Anywho, so so much for me driving to uni n all, so yeah, guess I'm still gonna be contributing to the govt by supporting the public transport system. :S

Well, yeah, now that I'm done whinging about my Ps, I'll fill ya in on how the test went :P

Well, my instructor had the test booked in at 9:30am at Lidcombe RTA, so yeah, I got there at 8:30 and had a "pre-test" driving lesson (which may i add, didn't go too well). TEN MINUTES before my test, my instructor just had to have a nervous breakdown and scream his head off at me when i forgot to indicate that I was going to overtake another driving school car. SHEESH. I mean, I get the idea, but the guy sure could have been NICER ABOUT IT?! Instead, this is what I got (picture this in the strongest curry accent you've ever heard) "NAFISAAAAAAAAA, THAT IS AN INSTANT FAIL! OMG, U ARE GOING TO FAILLLLLLL!". This of course, naturally did NOT brighten up my spirits, and well, let's just say I spent the next five minutes inda RTA nervously wiping my clammy hands on my jeans, staring at each and every RTA dude/dudette wondering who the lucky person was that was going to test me.. Anywho.. fast forward by 20 minutes and the test went surprisingly well; possibly because it was just past 'peak hour' inda mroning, or maybe coz it was the school holidays.. nyeh. BUT,,.. BUT, just as i was TURNING INTO THE RTA at the end, (well, i was approaching the turn), A FRIGGIN GARBAGE TRUCK HAD TO PULL UP IN FRONT OF ME. YEAH. @*#&*@# This resulted in me swearing under my breath, n my instuctor (nervously)chuckling :S And just as I did the routine indicating right thing, checking my right blind spot and started moving up ahead, THE FRIGGIN TRUCK STARTED MOVING WITH ME! AAAH! But luckily, a microsecond later (believe me- it felt like AGES) the trucky saw me n decided to let me pass. So yes, ladies and germs, this is substancial proof that miracles do actually happen, i mean, for heaven's sake- I passed, didn't I? TWOOOooT?!

Well, there you go, THATS EVERYTHING. So yeah, um.. if you're still awake and are reading this, here's motivation for you to get your Ps, "if Naz can do it, anyone can". :D

That's all for now, Peace out.

One year later..

Hey peepz!

Yes indeed, it has been quite a while since my last entry; yeah, not due to me getting a life or anything, just merely due to me forgetting that I even had a blog?! Anywho, just started uni life as a second year, and it's hard to believe that time has gone by so fast. Wish I could look back on the past year and say recall some special 'incidents'.. but naaaa, I'd just be lying if i did (na na.. just kiddin.. truthfully, just can't be stuffed typing em out right now). Anywho, was just checking my email, and rather than having to face an inbox with 234982309484 of the normal annoying time wasting forwards that we all look through anyway even though they piss the hell out of us because we have no lives *Takes deep breath*.. and let's not forget about the numerous junk mail referring to special discounted prices on Viagara and other 'herbal remedies to help enlarge your manhood'.. I encountered a forward which I quite enjoyed, coz it summed up my feelings on those that I normally receive..(refer to following).

Sick of Chain Letters - Try this:

Hello, my name is Brian and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion f#cking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll Get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullsh!t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on Capt Cooks boat.

F#ck 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f#cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to Leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.

Don't p!ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll Receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your *cough cough*.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then F#ck Off ...

(oh yes. My apologies for the 'colourful language' you just encountered).

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Curry 'n Rice Girl!

LOL.. omg guys, I know the whole 'curry' population has probably already heard of MC Vikram and Ludakrishna's latest hilarious classic.. n for those of you who haven't.. here are the lyrics for 'CURRY & RICE GIRL'.. (parody of Gwen Stefani's 'Hollerback Girl')... enjoy?!


Few times I checked the magazine ads,
I even tried the Indian chats,
Cos I really wanna find the right girl
I want a curry n rice girl!
I asked my dad and I asked my mum
To put my biodata on shaadi.com
Cos they want to find the right girl
They really don’t want a white girl!
O0o0o shes too dark shes too big!
O0o0o shes too short shes too thin!
O0o0o shes too small shes too light!
O0o0o0o OH MY GOD look shes so WHITE!
I looked thru the mags
Thru the county ads
Cos I was looking for my future wife
So an ad in the back I really liked
For a girl that was fair and slimmmm!
So I went to the house
And to my surprise
I saw the girl in front of me
And couldn’t tell if it was a her or him!
Few times I checked the magazine ads,
I even tried the Indian chats,
Cos I really wanna find the right girl
I want a curry n rice girl!
I asked my dad and I asked my mum
To put my biodata on shaadi.com
Cos they want to find the right girl
They really don’t want a white girl!
O0o0o shes too dark shes too big!
O0o0o shes too short shes too thin!
O0o0o shes too small shes too light!
O0o0o0o OH MY GOD look shes so WHITE!
Hey what is ur birthday
Hey what is your screename
Larki are u on friendster too?
Cos if u are then put ur picture up
And you’ll know ill holler at you
If you want to meet
We can go to eat
We will share some lassis and some ladoos,
If this doesn’t work out ill stop chasing girls
and let my parents choose!
Few times I checked the magazine ads,
I even tried the Indian chats,
Cos I really wanna find the right girl
I want a curry n rice girl!
I asked my dad and I asked my mum
To put my biodata on shaadi.com
Cos they want to find the right girl
They really don’t want a white girl!
O0o0o shes too dark shes too big!

...If you enjoyed that.. check out the original clip at


...ENJOY! :D

(An attempt at a) Tribute..

Well well well... months have passed by since my last entry, and I just realised that I haven't written anything about uni (well, apart from day 1- enrollment day). Well, it turns out that uni life ain't so bad afterall. My class consists of 75 other people, with only 10 of em being guys. I have a fairly nice class, and intend on getting to know everyone by the end of next term.. however everytime I try and accomplish this goal- well, like I've said earlier, having the memory of a goldfish isn't exactly very helpful.
Let's see.. well, for starters, a checkup to the Docs has provided me with the knowledge that I’ve grown (YEAH- I’m still growin! WOOOoo) TWO WHOLE CENTIMETRES this past year! So yep, I’ve now reached a (personal) record breaking height of 166 cm; which in a way kinda makes me wish I could still partake in one of em school photos, just so I could progress to the third row up! Anyway, apart from me growing, well, uni has proven to be quite a handful (as expected)- but don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely way more than a couple of notches above the ‘just bearable’ mark on the ‘How much can I Hack before I Crack?’ scale. Well, this is primarily due to my crazy mates, (the most whackiest being) Anh, Clerinda and Aliece (yeah chickybabes- YOU!) Well, these guys are definately “UNIQUE” (there was no other way to put it)-

ALIECE: Being a major ‘BRAIN’ (let’s not forget that she’s way modest about it too!) and being my fellow ‘fridge-raider’- yes, and I’m talking about our special “pig out” sessions that we tended to have frequently; coincidentally even more so during HBB/Psych lectures ..

ANH: Being just as dirty-minded as I am; and hence usually being the first one to get any wicked insinuations that are made; oh and for also sharing the same opinion and lessons learnt in relation to the opposite sex as I do/have.

CLERINDA: Having the most weirdest nicks including “Glo”, being the most ‘sensible’ and responsible of our lot, and also chucking the most wicked parties! Oh, and let’s not forget her endless stash of sugar coated goodies purchased from the CSG Shop :D MMmm..

Well, there ya go, a sneak preview into the personalities of my three closest mates at uni. I’ve decided to be pretty brief and general with these.. coz um.. as much as I complain about my life- I do value it, and don’t wish it to end prematurely…
Hmm, sometimes I find it very hard to believe that I’ve only known these guys for the past 4-5 months or so, ‘coz it’s as if I’ve known em for.. well... eternity! (LoL.. and as depressing as that sounds, well, believe me, it’s a good thing!).
Anyway, we’ve shared quite a few memorable moments this past semester, including Clerinda’s grand ol’ 18th party, Anh’s whacky episodes on our lill patch of grass (yep, all caught and treasured on my phone- to be used for strictly blackmail purposes only MWAHAHA), our various city expeditions, and Aliece’s engagement party- did I mention that these are only a FEW?
Anyway, well I’ve just read what I’ve written and it sounds pretty damn.. well, ‘mushy’ aka LAME (Mannnn, my vocab definitely seems to have left me during these holz?!), so without further ado, I shall end this, before any of you guys start getting any weird notions in your lill heads. Anywho.. I just learnt a week ago, that Aliece has decided to get married and give uni (AND US) a lill rest for now.. so I guess this means adieu for a little while..well, she couldn’t have chosen anyone better than Leo (even if he is a sucker at Tetris :P)- these guys are like two peas in a pod.

Anyway, thus comes the end of our ‘Awesome Foursome’ Assoc. :(

Wishing you and your man all the best for the future…

Cheers dudette!