One year later..
Hey peepz!
Yes indeed, it has been quite a while since my last entry; yeah, not due to me getting a life or anything, just merely due to me forgetting that I even had a blog?! Anywho, just started uni life as a second year, and it's hard to believe that time has gone by so fast. Wish I could look back on the past year and say recall some special 'incidents'.. but naaaa, I'd just be lying if i did (na na.. just kiddin.. truthfully, just can't be stuffed typing em out right now). Anywho, was just checking my email, and rather than having to face an inbox with 234982309484 of the normal annoying time wasting forwards that we all look through anyway even though they piss the hell out of us because we have no lives *Takes deep breath*.. and let's not forget about the numerous junk mail referring to special discounted prices on Viagara and other 'herbal remedies to help enlarge your manhood'.. I encountered a forward which I quite enjoyed, coz it summed up my feelings on those that I normally receive..(refer to following).
Sick of Chain Letters - Try this:
Hello, my name is Brian and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion f#cking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll Get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullsh!t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on Capt Cooks boat.
F#ck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't f#cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to Leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't p!ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll Receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your *cough cough*.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then F#ck Off ...
(oh yes. My apologies for the 'colourful language' you just encountered).
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Yes indeed, it has been quite a while since my last entry; yeah, not due to me getting a life or anything, just merely due to me forgetting that I even had a blog?! Anywho, just started uni life as a second year, and it's hard to believe that time has gone by so fast. Wish I could look back on the past year and say recall some special 'incidents'.. but naaaa, I'd just be lying if i did (na na.. just kiddin.. truthfully, just can't be stuffed typing em out right now). Anywho, was just checking my email, and rather than having to face an inbox with 234982309484 of the normal annoying time wasting forwards that we all look through anyway even though they piss the hell out of us because we have no lives *Takes deep breath*.. and let's not forget about the numerous junk mail referring to special discounted prices on Viagara and other 'herbal remedies to help enlarge your manhood'.. I encountered a forward which I quite enjoyed, coz it summed up my feelings on those that I normally receive..(refer to following).
Sick of Chain Letters - Try this:
Hello, my name is Brian and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion f#cking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll Get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullsh!t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on Capt Cooks boat.
F#ck 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't f#cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to Leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't p!ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll Receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your *cough cough*.
Have a nice day.
P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then F#ck Off ...
(oh yes. My apologies for the 'colourful language' you just encountered).
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posted by NaZZ at 10:53 am
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